if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
(via the-west-of-kanye)
- Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
- Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

I can’t not reblog this
Does anyone else notice the little Miranda Cosgrove in Camilla’s flowers?
oh my god, bless your soul for pointing that out. i actually laughed out loud because of a photo for once
Gosh the queen’s hat looks lovely
(Source: findthecosgrove, via undressingeveryword)

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”
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hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.
oh my gosh, seriously this made me nearly cry
thank you thank you thank you
Thank you, seriously, thank you !
(via sophiethebestloser)
Me: im a performer not an athlete.
Me: *step, step, kick and shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, one, two boogie and shortie george, shortie george, fishtail,fishtail and CRAZY LEGS,CRAZY LEGS, Jazz Square, Jazz Square, BIIIIGGGG FINISH!!-ish out of the sports hall like mr moseby*
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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
why can’t you spell.
im 2 busy gettin laid
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